Stess's Journal

Welcome to this edition of "Stess has the most hilarious dreams of all time. Ever." !
( If you do, you win this lollipop! )

Folk-dancing hilarious. I love my dreams, seriously.

Actual conversation after this initial post:
Katy: I am so going to folkdance fight you the next time I see you  :D:D

Stess: omg i know

Katy: and this is great cause there is this "Skip to my Lou" move I have been dying to try

Stess: oh WHATEVER, bring it ON. Hell, i'll SQUAREDANCE Fight you. Elvira, beeetch. Elivira. WHAT NOW.

Katy: you wanna promenade with THIS? BRING IT! I will do-si-do your face!

Stess: Yeah, well, I'll SWING YOUR PARTNER ROUND-AND-ROUND, HA.

Katy: yea, well you better bow to this corner partner or I will end you...DIXIE STYLE!

Stess: You don't scare me none, I will TWO STEP on your GRAVE once I am done with you!

Time for more adventures in bizarre dreams! Yay!

( I killed the Wicked Witch in an amazonian jungle and my brother got stuck in a blanket )

Seriously, y'all, I cannot make this stuff up. My subconscious is weird (not to mention the rest of me).